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Department of strategic ambiguity

Corporate Jargon Generator

Say something that sounds smart enough to make the audience too uncertain to ask any follow-up questions, but that ultimately commits to nothing specific.

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Plain English in. Wiggle room out. 31/600

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Or borrow a workplace crisis:

02 / What you say instead

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Example translation. Select “Corporate this” for an AI rewrite of your situation.

For now, we are reforecasting sprint commitments against release readiness, without prejudicing future optionality. Please keep this on your radar.

03 / What you can claim you meant

If it works

“I clearly signalled that this was the direction of travel.”

If it fails

“I described an option for review, not a commitment to deliver.”

If someone asks what you meant

“We agreed to explore the opportunity. We did not agree a date.”

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What should RBM draw next?

Suggest a subject, a workplace situation, or a piece of corporate theatre. Accepted ideas appear below as Pending Incorporation.

Each visitor can have 3 ideas awaiting a decision. Publishing, rejecting or deleting an idea frees a slot.

0/1,000 characters. Keep it fictional: no private details, targeted abuse, hateful stereotypes, explicit content, or allegations about real people.

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